In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiance, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine's Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor.

Printed on high-quality premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You'll thank us later). Writing on inside says, "And you're all mine"