Skip to main content

Things I Love About You Funny Adult Love Card

$5.00

In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiance, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine's Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor.

Printed on high-quality premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You'll thank us later). Writing on inside says, "And you're all mine"

Your Cart

Your cart is currently empty.
Click here to continue shopping.
Thanks for contacting us! We'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for subscribing Thanks! We will notify you when it becomes available! The max number of items have already been added There is only one item left to add to the cart There are only [num_items] items left to add to the cart